Terms of Use
Last updated: 10 April 2026
Welcome
By using holyteapot.com you agree to these terms. If you disagree, we respectfully suggest making yourself a cup of tea and reconsidering.
Use of the site
Holy Teapot is a community site intended for entertainment, education, and connecting freethinkers. You agree to use it responsibly and in the spirit in which it is intended — warmly, humorously, and without malice.
User submissions
When you submit content (confessions, applications, messages), you grant Holy Teapot permission to display, edit, or remove submissions at our discretion. Confessions are displayed with your chosen display name only — never your email address.
Affiliate links
Some links on this site are affiliate links. When you purchase through these links, we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. We only recommend products we genuinely think are good.
Intellectual property
The Holy Teapot name, logo, and original content are our intellectual property. Quotes from historical figures are attributed to their original authors. The teapot orbiting the sun belongs to nobody (and possibly doesn't exist).
Disclaimer
Holy Teapot is a humorous community project. Nothing on this site constitutes professional, medical, legal, or theological advice. If you microwave your tea, that's between you and your conscience.
Changes
We may update these terms from time to time. Continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of any changes.
Contact
Questions about these terms? Get in touch.