Where Sceptics Gather to Steep

A warm community for freethinkers who believe in good conversation, better questions, and the occasional biscuit. Coffee drinkers welcome — we can help.

Russell's Teapot

The idea that started it all. In 1952, Bertrand Russell proposed a thought experiment about burden of proof that remains one of the most elegant arguments in the history of philosophy.

“If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes.”

— Bertrand Russell, 1952

The Celestial Teapot

There is a real teapot in the sky. Eight stars in the constellation Sagittarius form the shape of a teapot — and on dark nights, the Milky Way appears to rise from its spout like steam.

It points toward the centre of our galaxy, where a supermassive black hole (Sagittarius A*) quietly lurks. The universe, it seems, has a sense of humour. Russell would have approved.

Explore the Stars

The Tea Commandments

The sacred rules by which all Leaves must abide.

IV

Blessed are the sceptics, for they shall ask for evidence.

VII

Question everything, except the necessity of a second cup.

IX

Thou shalt not microwave thy tea. We are civilised beings.

X

In tea we trust; all others must bring data.

V

Let he who is without biscuits cast the first crumb.

XII

Lead us not into Starbucks, and deliver us from Frappuccinos.

XIV

The only true sin is certainty. Well, that and letting good tea go cold.

II

Thou shalt keep an open mind, but not so open thy brain falls out.

The Garden

Our community of local groups. Every Pot is a place where curiosity thrives and the kettle is always on.

Find a Pot

Search for a local group near you. Tea, conversation, and the occasional biscuit await.

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Start a Pot

No Pot near you? Become a Brewmaster and start one. We provide everything you need.

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The Grand Steep

Our annual gathering of all Pots. Talks, tea, and a truly unreasonable number of biscuits.

Coming soon

Know Your Terms

Leaf
A member
Pot
A local group
Brewmaster
Group organiser
Infusion
A meetup
Garden
Regional collection
Splitters!
When a Pot divides

What Have the Coffee Drinkers Ever Done for Us?

“Well, they did invent the café…”

Explore the Great Tea Schisms, the eternal factions, and the realms of the afterlife (spoiler: Purgatea involves lukewarm instant coffee and no biscuits).

Explore the Schisms

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Holy Teapot is run by volunteers powered by caffeine and curiosity. We don't run ads and we never will. If you'd like to help keep the kettle on:

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