About Holy Teapot
Part philosophy, part astronomy, part tea appreciation society. Entirely unreasonable in the best possible way.
Russell's Teapot
The thought experiment that started it all. Bertrand Russell, burden of proof, and why an orbiting teapot matters more than you'd think.
The Celestial Teapot
There really is a teapot in the sky. Eight stars in Sagittarius form a teapot, and the Milky Way rises from its spout like steam.
The Tea Commandments
Fourteen sacred rules by which all Leaves must abide. From the necessity of biscuits to the unforgivable sin of microwaving tea.
The Schisms
The factions, the coffee rivalry, the afterlife, and the eternal question: what have the coffee drinkers ever done for us?